Beating the Czech Man (Pause)

So today I was riding dirty on the metro, aka riding without a metro pass. Upon exiting the Vysocanska metro I ran into what I call a "Czecher." I had purchased a metro ticket, however it was for 5 stops, not 8 stops which was the amount of stops I took. Our conversation went like this:

Czecher: "This ticket is not valid. 700kc."

Me: "I paid 18 kc for this ticket. And the next ticket up is 26kc. We're essentially talking about 8kc here. This is kind've silly don't you think?"

Czecher: "I need your passport or 700kc penalty."

Me: "Nope. I'm not giving you 700kc and I don't carry my passport."

Czecher: "well then let's go see the police."

Me: "Yes. Let's do it. Let's go see the police."

Czecher: "(frustrated) Ok, you can go."

The lesson: Czechs can't fuck wit me!!!!