Immediately after arriving I realized a couple things. For one, don't give out your number at 4am outside of a club to some random women. And for two, I was going to need a drink. Enough to get through this meeting but not too much so that I stay for too long. So about 10 minutes after the introductions, or hell, during the introductions. It comes to light that my friend is German. Not German like "my family is scottish, irish, and german but we've been in America for 220 years" German, German like "I love sauerkraut, David Hasselhoff, and eradicating massive amounts of followers of one certain unnamed religion" German. (To anyone who is offended at that last joke, I hereby apologize. I too like sauerkraut when the mood fancies me.)
ANYWAY, so once my friend mentions he's German this racist bitch gives a dirty look and casually says "ugh, I hate Germans." Right to his face! Then when we explained it was rude to say that to someone you first meet, she says "It's my opinion. I hate Germans." As if it was some non-negotiable fact that will never change. Unbelievable. So this leads to my friend storming out after telling her she was the biggest bitch he's ever met and telling her friend "you need new friends."After he walked out, the girl said she felt like dancing. So myself and my buddy Pat excused ourselves, said we had to go home because of a busy schedule the next day and walked over to the bar to have more drinks for another hour with some much more pleasant Americans. The lesson here is simple, girls who give out their numbers at 4am outside of Czech clubs are racist.
